First Presidential Debate

 There must be a system something like this if debates are to have any validity at all:

The 2 persons need to be in individual sound-proof booths - each with a microphone.

The moderator controls the microphones via switches.

Timers are visible to everyone showing time remaining for each participant's statement.

Microphones cut off when time is up.

Let's Not Pussy-Foot Around!

 As we all know, our booming economy here in the USA is due to the current Administration reducing our taxes and reducing the burdens of law.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that NO TAXES and NO LAWS would be even better!   I can think of a few examples.

One of the simplest will be no need for stop signs or stop lights.  

And speed limits are, let's admit it, for loosers.

Gas will be cheaper with no gas tax.  Of course, everything will be cheaper!

I'm not quite sure how teachers will get paid.  But let's face it, kids should have the Freedom to decide if they want to go to school or not.

The Military will have to be all volunteers since there will be no taxes to pay them.  I guess volunteers will also fix potholes and bridges.

The controversy over Mail-In-Voting will end, since taxes support the Post Office.   No more Post Office!

Come to think of it, no more Congress - or Supreme Court - or any courts for that matter.   (No laws to enforce, remember?)

Don't worry about Defunding the Police.   There will be no police - except for self-appointed, armed people wandering around.  Machine guns will be just fine.

Obviously, lawyers will have to look for jobs elsewhere.  No laws mean no lawyers!

I, personally, look forward to printing my own money.  No need for a pesky job.

How do I prevent someone from "borrowing" my new TV?  Well, the only reason used to be:  It was against the Law to steal.  But, with no law.....

Oh, here's another one:

Doctors will no longer have to attend boring college and medical schools.

Anyone will be able to prescribe medicine and perform operations.

What about our huge National Debt.   Forget about it.....we're not paying it!  With no laws, we can't be sued.

And think of all the money saved by not paying for garbage pickup.  Just chuck it out the window - or better yet - into the creek.   Oh wait...we do that now.

Freedom will be Great!!

I can hardly wait.

Kentucky Derby Problem

After having a tooth pulled, a dentist implanted an equine bone fragment into my jaw.

It has given no problems, except when hearing the trumpeter play the "Call to Post" at the Kentucky Derby, I have this huge urge to rush to the starting gates. 

Just a Little Sex

 

Years ago Mom expressed interest in seeing a movie which I had previously seen. 

"Mom, it has a little sex in it."

 "Well, if it's only a little bit......"